Hi, I'm Ra...pronounced Rraaaaaaa... I have a interactive personality...
I live in Blackball, a wee town on the West Coast of New Zealand, my human calls it the Best Coast...I don't know about that it's the only coast I've know...and I can't see me getting out of here anytime soon to make a comparison...
I've been to the local pub once, I'd herd [haha] it was historic [I thought they meant histerical] because I could hear voices and odd human noises that I later found out is called laughter... so I went for a look, nothing hilarious about it...they chained me to a fence and rang my human...she came in a noisy thing they called a car...that was the best part, although I have to say I was a little difficult, afterall I had a audience...so after some kidding around she [my human] convinced me to get in the car, but no not the front seat, she wouldn't let me through the little gate thing to the front...GET IN THE BACK!!! she said...I have to say that was startling there was no need to raise her voice at me...
All the humans on the other side of the road were raising their glasses and laughing, but I don't think they were laughing at me, I think they thought she was a tad touched...and also whats with no-one offering me a drink, I was parched after the run down the middle of the road to get there...just as well its only a one horse town [well that's not really true, I've seen horses 3 at a time go past my front yard]
omgoat I have to tell you about the feral's down the road they made it to the BBC news...what's that about...they didn't even interview me...
I'll be back to fill ya in...
